The Perfect Card

So I was hanging out in CVS recently...well, not really hanging out.

It was more like killing time while I swear a dozen men checked out each with their choice of beer and booze.

I imagined a van pulling up to the door and them all filing out, picking out their bottles of hooch and then piling back into the van and pulling away.

Any way back to the story...

I found myself in the card aisle and this card caught my eye...

OMG...this card was MADE for ME.

I chase squirrels all the time. Don't believe me? Check out this post about my squirrel chasing moments.

I almost bought it for myself but the As Seen on TV aisle caught my attention and you know what happened...SQUIRREL!!